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Unbelievable 1-Star Yelp Reviews of Some of America's Most Majestic National Parks

by Hartley Brody

March 25, 2016
in planning, fun

Editor’s Note: Spelling & grammatical errors were left intact from the original Yelp review.

"It's like a bigger version of Central Park, only with bears." Yellowstone Reviewer


"Trees block views and too many grey rocks." Yosemite Reviewer


"There's an amazingly deep and creepy lake." Crater Lake Reviewer


"I have to say this is the ugliest place I have ever seen." Death Valley Reviewer


"More like "Mediocre canyon"." Grand Canyon Reviewer


"Good for a night trip maybe, but hell on Earth for a summers day" Joshua Tree Reviewer


"It was like a juicy piece of steak presented on a trash can lid" Mount Rainier Reviewer


"There are bugs and stuff, and they will bite you on your face." Sequoia Reviewer


"Scenery is grand and huge and up in the air and distant and impersonal. I got bored fast" Zion Reviewer


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